Army Vet, college student, and part-time motherfucking model: Hi I'm Eddie. These are things that catch my ADD.My Face. Go ahead.
It’s at times like these when quotes pop into my head.
The Exam I’m taking: Southern Lit.
The Southern Lit professor talking about my freshman year at this military school:
"You were probably so sleep deprived that you were diagnosably psychotic"
Oh how little you know, sir. Still am.