Army Vet, college student, and part time mother fucking model: Hi I'm Eddie. These are things that catch my ADD.My Face. Go ahead.
In the Army, we don’t say I love you, we say “put your donkey dick in me and fill me with your JP8,” and I think that’s really beautiful.
Or instead of saying “Hey I’ve got this” we say “You wanna hold the tail and let me fuck the goat?”
White couples that adopt non-white kids
If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.